Christmas in a WEEK?

More on Title later.

This morning I woke up at a straaange place. Locally known as Diana Prince's apartment. I was hoping the whole abduction thing was just a dream. Turns out it reeeally wasn't. Ugh.

Amazon woke me up at an ungodly hour (haha): frickin 6 am on a Saturday? Hades take me away. So she woke me up and basically threw me into a cold shower, with all of my clothes on no less. I was at least awake by 7:30 (give me break! I WAS up late) we had to meet some people at 8:30 for breakfast or some such nonsense so I ended up changing and not even getting coffee ("it stunts your growth" she says ...MYTH).

We went to a diner and met up with two men, one was named BARRY, he was the voice that sounded like a squirrel hopped up on sugar from last night and the other was J'ONN (Amazon had to spell it for me) who was the deep voice I wasn't able to describe as well. Barry looked about as awake as I felt so for a while, until we had gotten food, J'onn and Amazon were the only ones that spoke. I finally got coffee despite Amazon's wishes and felt alive and Barry dug into a plate nearly two feet high piled with food. He must have  had a holllow leg or something because he order another two plates of the same. Ugh. Too much food.

By 8:45 a couple more men joined us, I sat beside Barry and Amazon while the other three men sat across from us. I wasn't incredibly shocked to meet CLARK KENT who I supposed was the boy-scout voice from yesterday (somehow it doesn't surprise me that Amazon has deep pockets) but I was surprised to be meeting BRUCE WAYNE apparently sober and not a total jerk. I figured he must have been the scary voice the night before but when he talked his voice was much softer, just a hint of the voice that I had heard the night before. Weird.

I basically sat there for an hour sipping at some coffee, doodling, and picking at my food, feeling trapped (between a person that's shoveling food, three brawny men across from me, and Amazon it shouldn't be hard to imagine) but then Barry started talking to me when he had finished his meal. Out of all of them, it seemed like he was the least interested in what they were talking about, which I was a little interested in because it had to do with me. He (Barry) and I began to talk about Christmas coming up, he asked me a lot of questions about my family. Which reminded me that I hadn't gone shopping for them and in a panic I accidentally interrupted Amazon (I think I caught Clark hide a smile and Mr.Wayne scowl but when I looked back it was gone). She promised to take me out, and that I'd be able to see my family on Christmas. So there's that.

We finally got to leave by 10:00, Amazon, Mr.Wayne, Barry, and I all went out shopping, I think Clark was investigating something for the paper and J'onn was just... investigating (he's a detective). Overall I liked J'onn, and I liked Clark but he seemed familiar with me and kept trying to call me Miss or Ma'am or something and then stopped. It was weird as heck.

I tried to pay for the stuff I got (Amazon made me pick out some jackets and other clothes for myself as well) but I think Amazon twisted Mr.Wayne's arm to pay for everything. Can you say 'Sugar Daddy'? Why else waste his money on someone like me? Barry kept me amused more than the others, he actually helped pick out a lot of the gifts I got my family (which I won't list because I know they're reading this) and whenever Amazon and Mr.Wayne were talking he would mock them. Though he was really good at disappearing and reappearing a ways away which was kind of freaky.

Barry had to go to work after lunch, leaving me with Amazon and Mr.Wayne. I think it was pretty awkward for everybody (I still feel like i was legally kidnapped, and Mr.Wayne didn't seem particularly friendly).  Mr.Wayne had already sent the bags back to Amazon's apartment and I had finished picking gifts out.  I guess the two decided it was a good time to break me out of my shell or something? We went to the ice rink and I nearly fell on my butt like fifty times. Mr.Wayne was actually a lot more nice than I expected and he was the one that taught me to skate, Amazon tried to help but I just kept pulling her down when she tried to show me. We ended up getting hot cocoa after that, and of course Mr.Wayne's paparazzi found us and took some awful pictures, I'm sure there were some where he was teaching me to skate and plenty of us and drinking hot cocoa. Why do people have to be so nosey? What's so great about other people's lives?

Amazon finally decided it was time for us to go back to her Apartment and Mr.Wayne dropped us off. I remembered my manners and thanked him (I think he was almost sick of hearing me say thank you by then) before we went up. Amazon and I had Chinese food for dinner and sat together in the living room trying to get used to each other I suppose. It's really difficult not to be near my family, all day I've been expecting to turn around and have Diona or Calyn chasing after me. Oh well, just six more days and I'll be able to see them again.

Amazon seems to be implementing a bedtime, I was supposed to be asleep an hour and a half ago and it just didn't happen. Oh well, maybe tomorrow.I wonder what we ARE doing tomorrow... can't be anything to exciting. Night people.